...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\:::...

                  Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                       ________________________
              (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
              (oo)   (    We're back!           )
       /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
        ^^    ^^
          Cow

     =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                                              _______________________
                                 |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                                 |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                                @|   Oo      (---------------------))
               (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
               (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
        /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
       / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
      *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
         ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
        Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow

              ________________                                             (__)
             // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
            //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
           // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
          / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
        (|        |-    ||-       ||)
         |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
          \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
             ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                                ****o
                   Cowpool                                       ******
                                                                  ***
                                                                   ***     *
                (__)                                                ***  ***
                (oo)                                                 ******
         /-------\/___()~
        / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
       *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^
       Cow smoking a pipe

             o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                       o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
                (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
                (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
         /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
        / |     ||
       *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^
       Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe



               *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                       *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
                (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
                (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
         /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
        / |     ||                   (
       *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^
       Cow star-gazing


                                                        |
                                                       \|/
                                                    ----*----
                                                       /|\
                                                        |

                        (__)
                        (oo)
                 /-------\/
                / |     ||
               *  ||----||
                  ^^    ^^

       Cow wishing upon a star

                          ________                       _______
                 (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
                 (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
          /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
         / |     ||                     / |     ||
        *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
           ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
           A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
           Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                               @@\0 0/@@
                                                                 (o o)
                      ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                     /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
                    /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
                   /                          /             //    ***    \\
                  /                          /                  *******
                 /                          /                 ***********
                /                          /                ***************
               / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
              /__________________________/               *********************
                                                         *********************
                   Cow Stored as Binary
                    Information.                              Cow Belle



                (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)
                (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)
          /------\ /   (__)         \_(--)              /------\ /  \ /-----\
         /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)\            /   (__)_O    O___    \
        (    )/----\----\/         ( / \/\ )          (   )(oo)--\---/--/(    )
        /\oo===|  / ~  ||           \\    /           /\oo==@/||  ~ \~ |===oo/\
       | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |
       * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *
         ~~    ~~      ~~           ~~~  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~

                                Cows at a garden party

                                                   *       (__)       .
                                                    \      (oo)       .'
                                                  ...\------\/       '.
                 (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
                 (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
          /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/
         / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||
        *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
           ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
             Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                         pissed off       pissed on           pissed


                 (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
                 (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
          /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
         / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
        *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
           ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
        Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
        give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

                 (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
                 (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
          /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
         / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
        *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
        WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
        Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
        long grass          grass

                 (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
                 (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
          /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
         / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
        *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
           ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
        Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                          drink            mistake          calf went away


                 (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
                 (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
          /-------\/       \-------\/      /-',',', \/      /-------\/
         / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||
        *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
         Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
         above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                         (with due accowlades
                                                         to Gary Larson
                     -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                      '\/'
                      (oo)       _________
              /------- \/       | \      /|
            ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
               |------|         |/______\_|
             --|------|---------|-------
            /---------------------------\
           /    __                       \\
         //    /  \          __            \\\
       ///                  /  \              \\\\

                   Highland Cow

             ________   \
            |########|     \
            |########|        \
             --------\           \
               (__)  |              \
               (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
                \/   |                 |                       |
              /+++\  o                 |                       |
             /+++++\                   |          ____         |
            ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
              / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
            ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                                \      |                       |
                                   \   |                       |
           In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------

             (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^

             A well adjust(1)ed Cow

                      (__)
                      (oo)
                ^^    ^^
               /-------\/
              / |     ||
             *  ||----||

             An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow


                >ysP   -"JlAe B  x

             A compress(1)ed Cow

             awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

             An awk(1)ward Cow


             begin 644 cow
             M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
             ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
             end

             uuencoded cow

                       __
                     _|__|_
                      (oo)
               /-------\/
              / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
             *  ||----|
                ^^    ^

              this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                             the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                             inform u that it too needs recreation and
                             has gone to play man-shoes !!

                ___________________________
             | |                (__)       \
             | |                (oo)        |
             | |         /-------\/          \____     Cow'ndom
             | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS
             | |       *  ||----||           /
             | |          ~~    ~~          |
             | |___________________________/


            /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
           |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
          /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
         |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_
         |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
         |                          |    |                                |    |
         +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----

                                         Cow-st liner


                                 _-_
                     (__)       [   ]
                     (oo)       /-_-
                      \/-------/
                       ||     |
                       ||----||
                       ~~    ~~
                 (__)                     *
                 (oo)
          /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
         / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
        *  ||------+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
           ~~          ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||

                                                       _-_
                                                      [   ]      (__)
                                                       -_-\      (  )
                                                           \--------
                                                            |     ||
                                                            ||----||
                                                            ~~    ~~
                                  Andrei Ag-cow-si

        (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
        (oo)                                                           (oo)
         \/_____________________________________________________________\/

                                  Cowaxial Cable

                 (__)                              (__)
                ( V V )                            (oo)
                (>O O<)                     /-------\/
                ( A A )                    / |     ||
          /-------\/                      *  ||----||
         / |     ||                          | \   | \
        *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
           ^^    ^^
       Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow


                            ++   ++
                           +||---||+
                 (__)      | 1 2 3 |              (__)
                 (oo)O     | 4 5 6 |              (oo)
          /-------\/o/     | 7 8 9 |       /-------\/__
         / |     |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |      / |     |__\/  \~~~~~~~/
        *  ||----|         +-------+     *  ||----|       \_____/
           ^^    ^                          ^^    ^
            Cattle call                      Cow punch


                 (__)  /                                        _
                 (oo) /                                        / \
                 -\/-/                                        | + |
                /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|
               /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
               |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /
               \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
                | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
                ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
            Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull


                      ___   ___
                      \  \  \  \
            (___)   ___\__\__\__\__
            (o o)   |  O O O O O O|
           --\ /----+-------------+-------/
           |  O                          /
            \                           /
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                  Steerage

                                                  ___________________
                                        ___      (  I MOO-ON MY WAY  )
                                      _|___|_    //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            v     v                    ( uu|    '
           / (___) \                   /\_c|
           | (o o) |                  / \ C#=}~|
            \_\ /_/                  | )   \                    (___)      _____
             | O |                   | |  o |                   (- -)     / zzz |
             |   |                   \ |  | |            /-------\ /  ---<______/
             /~~~\                    [_] o ]           / |     ||O
            /     \                   |  / \|          *  ||,---||
            ~~|~~|~                   L_/   |             ^^    ^^
              |  |                     || ||              Bulldozer
               \  \                    || ||
                                       ID ID
        Le Bullet Russe
                                  Dick Tracy's Cow



          |                                  ==================================
          |                                  =                                =
          |                                  =                  _____         =
          |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
          |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
          |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
          |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
          |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
          |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
          |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
          |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
          |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =
          |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =
          |           ## \--                 =               ||               =
          |            ##  |                 =               ||               =
          |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
          |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
                       ##                    =               ||               =
                       ##                    =                                =
                        ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
                         ##                  =                                =
                          ##                 =                                =
                           ##                ==================================
                            ##
                              ##
                                ##
                                   ##

                  Cow-sine wave

           Cow tipping:

           Step 1.              Step 2.
                   (__)
                   (--)
            /-------\/             O--------O_
           / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
          *  ||w---||            * O--------O
             ~~    ~~

                                                                        *
                    (__)     ________                              *    *
                    (oo) ====________|                         *    *
             /-------\/         /\
            / |     ||         /  \                     *
           *  ||----||        /    \
              ~~    ~~       /      \

                          A Cowsmologist


              \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
            /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
             |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
         *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
                     \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
                                       *  ||----||
             Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
         (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)


                            (___)     ________
                      .____ (o o)    /        \                )
                     /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
                   /       || O      \________/
                  /      / ||
                 /      /  ||
                /_____/__, ||
        *------'---------' ~~
                Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye



                                _________________________
                 (___)         / ...The President then   \
                 (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
          /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
         / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
        *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
           ~~    ~~
                     Bull-etin from the White House.


          ________________________________________________
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
             %%      %%                      %%      %%
             ||      ||                      ||      ||
             ||      ||                      ||      ||
             ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
             ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
         ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

        The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
        vicious beasts...

              _
             | \                                                       (___)
             |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
        *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
             |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
             |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
             / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
            / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
           >               >              MacCow                   MosCow

             Stelth Cow

                           *
             vv       vv  /
             ||____M__||/
             ||       ||                      (__)
           /\||_______||                      (xx)
          (Xx)                                 \/
          (--)
                                      Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
              Dead Cow
                                                                      (__)
                                                                      (oo)
                                                                       \/
                                                                       /\
             __/---\                                                  //\\
            <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
                 (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
          /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
         / |     ||                         / --                       ||
        *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
           ^^    ^^
                                                              A Christmas Cow-el
        The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
        (Saddam Holstein)



                 (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
                 (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
          /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
         / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |--------|  M  | \
        *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
           ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                            |                      |
        Cow owned by
       Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows


         \\     //
          \\( )//                                     (__)
           (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
            \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
           /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
           |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
           \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
          // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
         //     \\                                |___|  |___|
         "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
           Cow11
                                                               _____
                                                              <_____>
                     (  )                                      (==) |
                     (oo)              __                /------\/- *
            /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
           / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
          *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
             ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                                ^^    ^^
           Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day


                                               /
              /\                              /
              \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
              ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
            (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
           __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
           | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
           __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
             /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
            /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
            |^  ^|                 ||
            ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                                   ==

        COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow




        *                (__)
         \               (oo)        ________(__)_
          \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
          |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
          |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
          |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
          |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
          |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
          |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
          |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
           |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
           ||-----------||          |_____________|
           ^^           ^^
             Cow-culater              Cow-culator



                     (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                     (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
              /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
             / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
            *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
               ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                          COW-comitant


                 (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
                 ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
          /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
         / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
        *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
           USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow



           _____________
          |             |
          | INDIANA  45 |
          |             |                  |
          | PURDUE   52 |                  |
          |_____________|                  |
                                     ______|====\
                                     \/\/\/     \\
                                      \/\/       \\
                                                  \\
                                                   \\
                       (__)   __                    \\
                       (oo)  /)(\                    \\
                 *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
                  \  /   __/~                         ||
                   \/   /                             ||
                    | _/                              ||
                    | |                               ||
                    ~ ~                             ------
                  Hoosier
                    Cow

               .                  .
               .                  .                  (__)
        (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
        (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
         \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
          Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                               ^^    ^^
       smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts

                                (__)         (__)
                                (00)         (  )
                /----------------\/           \/---------------\
               /  |             |              |              | \
              *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
                 ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                                   SIDE VIEWS

                        |                            |
                        |                            |
                        |                            |
                        |                            |
                        |                            |
                        *                            |
                       ^^^                          ^^^
                    BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW

                                              ^        (___)
                      _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
                 _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
                 "       /|                         \  / U   |
           (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
           |@@|           |                            |   //
            \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
             |         /                               \---/
             //`---\/||                                |/\ |
             ||      ||                                || ||
                                                       || ||
                                                       || ||
             Helicowpter

                                                      Cool Cow

                               (__)             (__) |
                               (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
          /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
        /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
       *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
           ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
               Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                          mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers


              ((( ))))
            ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
           ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
         ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
        ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
         ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
             ( :  // ) )                         ~
               :   :                          /     \
               :   :      O                  / |   | \
               :   :                        (  |   |  )
               :   :                         \ \___/ /
               :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
               :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
               :   : ----\/                  / || ||
               :   :    ::                   | () ()
               :   : ---::                   * || ||
            ------------^^                     VV VV
               Newton's Cow
              (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow




                __
              >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
               (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
        /-------\/
       / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
        MAGIC DESISION
        MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

                          AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

                          GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control

                          BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

                          BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

                          ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                           quickly!



                                             /~~\                 +
             ) (                             \__/                O O
             ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
         *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
          \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
           \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
          $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
           ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
           ~~                              ========               \_o

          Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II


                          ______                   ___________
                         : Oui? :                  :         :
        _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
       :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
       `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
               /-------\/
              / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum
             *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
                ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                                         the boundary conditions!"
              Belgian Cow


                        (__)
                        (oo)
                 /-------\/
                / :     ::                      (/\)
               *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
          XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
           X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
           X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
           X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
          XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                        Cow klux klan       Cow resting
             Irakean Cow



                                 ___()
                COW ------------|   o\
                                |     )O-------------- MOO
                           -----|____/  /
                           \           /
                            \         /                               (____)
                             \       /                                \(    )
                              \     /                                 |\(    )
                               \   /                                  \ \(    )
                                \ /                                    \ \(    )
                                 X                                     |\ \(    )
                                / \                                    | \ \(    )
                               /   \                                      \ \(____)
                              /     \                                      \|_o_o_|
                             /       \                                       |   |
                            /         \                                      |   |
                           /    ___()  \
                           -----|   o\  \                                 cow chip
                                |     |O-------------- ~MOO
                BULL ---------- |____/

                        Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)

                           (       )                      (       )
                            \     /                        \     /
                             \___/                          \___/
                             (o o)                          (o o)
                /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
               / |           ||               / |           ||
              *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
                 ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
                 ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
             Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

                                     __
                   (__)             (  )                       (__)
                   (oo)               /                        (oo)
             _______\/              /   \                _______\/
            /                     /       \             /|      |
           / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
          *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
          Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated


                    (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
                    (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
           /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
          /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
         * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||
            ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                                 ~~      ~~
             cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                              (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)



                               \_                                 ^
                                 \                                | **~~~~~~~
                          _____)  \___                            | **~~~~~~~
                       __/            \__                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
                     _/                  \                   (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
                    /       ____     (     )                  \/  |
                   /  /  __/    \__   |o o|                /(   \/|
                  /| ||_/          \   \ /                  (   ) |
        ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^           /~\  |
                  // /               | ||
                 [][]                [][]                Patriotic Cow

                         Sha-MOO

                                   /\
                                  /  \
                                 /    \
                                 |    |
                                / *  * \
                               /  ** *  \
                              /   * **   \                **
                             /    *  *    \             **  **
        .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
         .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
         .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
           .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
             .           /        *  *        \
                 .       |                    |
              .         /         ****         \
          .            /          *             \         .       .
                .     /           ****           \      .          .
                     /               *            \   .        .
                    /             ****             \
                    |                              |    .    .  .
                    |             ****             |
                    |             *  *             | .       .    .
                    |             ****             | .      .       .
                    |             *  *             |    .       .    .
                    |------------------------------|      .        .
                    | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
             .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
                  / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
              .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
             . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
              / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
             |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
            .       (______________||______________)     .   .
               .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
                    !!!                          !!!

          The herd shot 'round the world.


                                               (_ _)
                                          ___  (o o)
                  (__)                  _-   -_(   )
                  (++)                /-        O O
              /____O/                / |       ||
             /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
            * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
              ~~  ~~
            This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
            Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr

                                                        _________(__)___
                                                       | -------------- |\
                    (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \
                    (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \
             /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /
            / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/
           *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
              ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                                   *
                    cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                                   / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                                  / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                                 ----------------------
                               (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                             oo( -0 )oo
                 / ------------  \/
                /  |          |                            /|
               /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |
            > <    |||      |||                          /  |
                   |||      |||                          |/ |
                    ~~       ~~                           \ |
              Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
         note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
         hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
         for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                                    |  /     *  ||----||
                                                    | /         ^^    ^^
             _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
            (_____)               /
            ( OO )_____________  /
            (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\
             \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
               |    #########  |           |/------------/
               |  |__________| |
               || |         || |
               || |         || |
               ~~~~         ~~~~
                            Saddam moo-sein



                                                 @
                              (__)    (__) _____/
                           /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
                 _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- *  * -
                /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
               [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                     \__/                 \__/

                              Cow-mobile



                     (())                      (())                    ||||
                     (oo)                                              (oo)
               /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/
              /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |
             * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
               ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                         ^^    ^^
             Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                                getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)

                  /\
                 /  \                 (__)                      __
                 (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
           /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
          /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
         * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
           ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

          "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow



              o o                       - -

               O    Moo!!!!

          ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow


          Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                         ___
                       [___]                        ____|___|____
                       (o o)                       /        [__] \
           /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \
          / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \
         |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
         *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |
            ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
            ||         ||                        \_________________/
            ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
            oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
         (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                                  (it's a Cow-Price)
                                                  (Classic of course)



                                    \                              /
                                     \                            /
                (__)                  \              (__)        /
           /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
         //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
        / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
       *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
          ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
           Silly cow
         (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.



              ___                 __  __                            _
             (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
              \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
           ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
          ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
           `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
                ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                        beecows                   Cownan the barbarian

                 (__)                                  (__)
                     (oo)                              (oo)
          /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
             / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
        *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
               ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
            sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                         keyboard-cower

                                    (  )
                                    (oo)
                            /--------\/
                           / ||      ||
                          *  ||------||
                             ||      ||
                  (  )       ||      ||
                  (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
          /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
         / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
        *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
           ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
           ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
           ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
           ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
            high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

                                         __                         (__)
                  (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
                  (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
           /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
          / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
         *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                             ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
            cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                                   Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                                Cownt Dracula

                           (__)                     (  )
                 *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //
                  \_/-------\/ `                 ___ \/___//
                    ||     ||_.  `              /---\_/---\
                 %_/ ~-----\                  ------------------
                            ~                   l           l
                                                l___________l
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l
         // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\          l   v   v   l
                                                -           -
             Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant

                                                           \ ,_________________./ /
                     (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                     oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \
                    _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
          !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
          !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
                    \___/                                   *       |  |
                   /  W \                                /          |  |
                   !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
                   !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                         ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
                 Cow from                                          ^      ^
              Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath

               .
                   .  .
                   .  .   .    __                      __
                         .     ||______________________||
                      .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                             / || |           (__)   | ||
                       .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                           |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                       .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                           (\  |\-----------------------\
                       .    (\ || \_______________________\
                              \||  |                       |
                        .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                                \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                         .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                                  \|                       |
                           .      (=========================)
                                   |_||_|             |_||_|
                              .                                 \

                                 .                                  \

                                  Pompano Beach or bust!

                                                        ^^^
                                                      ^^^^^^^
         ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
         ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
         ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
         ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
         ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
         ***********************************    \                  /
         ***********************************     \                /
         ***********************************      \              /
         ***********************************       \            /
                                                    \   ^(__)  /
                                                     \ / (@@) /
            82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                         |  | |
                                                         |  | |
                                                         |__|-^-
                                                        /   \   \__*
                                                        |    |
                                                        ^    ^

              -----------------------------------------------
              |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
              |---------------------------------------------|
              |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
              |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
              -----------------------------------------------
              Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega

            ---------------------------------------------------------
            ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
            --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
            -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
            ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
            -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
            ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
            . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
               \          /       .  ^                     -       \
                `        ^                 `                `       `
                Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu

                                     (__)
                                     (OO)         __
                                      \/         |__|
                                    //  \        |
                                   // \   \      |
                             ^^    \// \   |
                                   /-------------\
           -----------------------/    Panama     \
           ----------------------/       or        \
                                /       Bust!       \
                  _____________/---------------------\_____________
                 /                                                 \
                /                                                   \
                \                                                   /
                 \_________________________________________________/
                               M1 Abrams Cow Commander

                      (__)                             *
                      (OO)                             |
                       \/                              |
                      //  \                          -----
                     // \   \                       /     \
                    ^^    \// \                    /       \
                         //     \                  |       |
                      --^^------  *               /         \
                       \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                        ||||||                  |       \     |
                        ||||||                 /         \     \
                        ||||||                |          /      |
                        ||||||               /___________\_______\
                        ||||||                    /
                        ||||||                 (_/)
                     __||||||||__              (@@)
                     | .,....,. |               \/
                     | ...,.,.. |
                     ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
                   The Acowdemy Award

          ____________________________________________________________________
         |      ________________________________________________________      |
         |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
         |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
         |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
         |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
         |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
         |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
         |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
         |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
         |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
         |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|

                                  Cownterfeit


      >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                        \                __|_**_|__
            >>>---->                                     \                | . . |
                                                          \ _______________\   /
                                                 *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                        >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |
                                            (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
           >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*|
                                                .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                               .      /* \      \*\          \*\

                          The CALVelry COWard


                                               ____
                                               |  |             .      .
             vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
             ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
             ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
            /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
           (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
           (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                                    nn         nn           ^^    ^^
       Australian view of a
       North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                      to "My Favorite Martian"

                                      (__)                     (__)
                                      (oo)                     (oo)
               (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
               (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
         >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
            | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
            | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
            `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
               |  |                   |  |                     |  |
               ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

          "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull


                                        (Big Mac)
                    (_____)           _____________
                     \0 0/           /             \
            _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
          / |          U |           \_____________/
         *  | /______  _ |
            || ||    || ||

             this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs

                           Any questions??

           .
            \---)                   (__)                                      *
            |o o)                   ====                                     /
         (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
          | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
          | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
          ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
            //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
           // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
          ||  *   |                                       /
          ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
           Cowborg


                      *          *            *
                                                      *
               *            *        (__)       *
                      *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                             _-      )\ '|
                *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                          / \ \--   \ \
                       *-' // /     > >
                            > >
                        /      /                      *
                      / /                      *
                              _ _ -- _ _
                             /           \                    *
                  *         /      _ _ _  \
                           |      /      \|            *
                          |     |
                      *  |     |                 *               *
                         |     |
                          |     |                     *
                           |      \_ _ _ /|
                            \             /
                  *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                                   ---


              "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"


                                                  (__)
                        (__)                    \__\/__/
                 {}\    (oo)                      l  l
               /----\----\/                       l__l
              / |    \  |\                      / l__\
             *  ||    >-+-\                    <\ /  /
                ||      |                 ())))) \    \ ))))))
                ^^      ^                /   )))) \    \))))))
                                        /          \   /    (
          bum steer                 ~~~~            \ /      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                                Cowabunga!!

                   (__)
                   (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
           /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)
          * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
         >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
              |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
              ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
           beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal


                         _______\
                       -<|  CUD  \
                      /-<|_______/
                 (__)//         /                      ((|))
                 (oo)/                                 ($ $)
                  \//                           /-------\_/ *
                /   |                          / |     ||__='/-----//                  /\|___===< |
          __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
            oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\

       Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                                (watch out!)

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